Let's say you're a busy person, always on the go. Like a fortune teller
or disposable facial tissue dispenser repairman. In the long hours you spend
tending to your profession and travelling from place to place you have grown
bored and seek some additional stimulation in your life. But the "count the
cars" game is only good for 18.2 days of continuous play (based on recent
research by the Betcha Didn't Care Institute), the
mail-order bride check seems to have been lost in the mail, and Some Other Reason. The one day you discover the new and exciting technology of Tele-Vision,
which allows one to gain entertainment and information from far away places.
What excites you most is the explosive field of interactive entertainment,
Video Game as the lesser-minded call it, the king of which is the mighty
Phantom CubeBox 2-Cow So
you strap a TV to the hood of your car and replace the steering wheel with a
controller and enjoy many fine hours with great joy. After the first dozen
traffic accidents you realize that there must be a better way... well
you were wrong! But now you are right! Behold!
PCAA!(Phantom cubebox 2-cow CarryAroundAble)
This device of splendidness is the answer to all your petty wants and needs. With use of it, enabled to situate in position as in dreamland!
The PCAA is exactly like its Big Brother, except
different in every way! It provides many of the following features (guess which
and get one free!):
Additonally, the PCAA (or Super Device Item as we at the factory call it!) is
the only thing you will ever need for the rest of your life (a claim no company
make or perfect!). It is not only a highly useful and entertaining console of
Video Game Play, but also a:
- Several buttons optimized for Repeated Use!
- A headphone jack which Does Not Work!
- High-quality optical screen for stereo vision! (assuming user has 2 (two!) eyes!)
- Super-shiny backlight! (available when stock of backlightless units has been
- Transcendental Revivification!
- Can be divided into halves, thirds, or sixths for distribution to Friends!
- Many way of play Break Your Limitation For Using It!
- Delightful and Enlightening Manual in Several Languages! (English version extra!)
Duh, I've kinda run out of clever things to say. Buy a GBA SP!
- Mobile Phone!
- Player of Disks Compact!
- Boomerang! (full boomerang capability not available in retail version!)
- Full Set of Ginsu Knives and Associated Cutting Implements!
- The List goes On and On! But not this list! This list end right here!